[ Insert a mirror-selfie here. She's looking over her shoulder into the mirror, phone aimed to take the picture showcasing her derriere. She's still wearing the top hat and boxers and yeah, nothing else. She has her mouth open, tongue hanging out and is flipping the bird with her free hand because she's classy like that. ]
ooh. i happen to know a guy who makes the best breakfast sandwich you've ever tasted. seriously. it should be a crime. but it's, like, a bodega-type place idk if you're aiming for a sit-down breakfast. in that case, like, waffle house or denny's might be your best bet. or there's this bomb old-fashioned diner downtown.
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ooh. i happen to know a guy who makes the best breakfast sandwich you've ever tasted. seriously. it should be a crime. but it's, like, a bodega-type place idk if you're aiming for a sit-down breakfast. in that case, like, waffle house or denny's might be your best bet. or there's this bomb old-fashioned diner downtown.
[ She likes her breakfast, apparently. ]