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Jesse Pinkman ([personal profile] blueshit) wrote in [personal profile] ridetheharley 2022-07-05 04:20 am (UTC)

Maybe she and Fred are fighting over Wilma.

[ Though no one on screen seems interested in fighting, exactly. Jesse shakes his head, reaching for a handful of popcorn. This really is nice, despite the terrible, cheesy porn. Or maybe because of it. One thing's for sure, he wouldn't change a thing.

The movie continues, the attempt at the Flintstones premise getting more and more absurd as the flimsy plot devolves into porn. The next movie, predictably, is the Jetdongs, if anything even more ridiculous than the last. Luckily, no one else in the theatre seems any more invested in the movies than Harley and Jesse are, and no one gets annoyed with them for laughing and providing their own commentary track throughout.

As the Jetdongs wraps up, Jesse glances over at Harley. He's relaxed, smiling, having a great time. He hadn't known quite what to expect from any of this when he'd asked her out, but it turns out a cheesy porn movie marathon with Harley Quinn is maybe the perfect date. Who knew? ]


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