Harley Quinn's (un: clownprincess) Inbox for Reparacija

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[blueshit]

[ It's slightly reassuring to hear that the water right near the beach isn't (necessarily?) full of fish cum, but only slightly. Jesse still looks horrified and slightly panicked, and Harley's spittake doesn't help, and neither does the way the person she'd sprayed soda all over turns to glare daggers at him. Jesse's eyes open wide in dismay and alarm. ]

Oh shit - sorry man -

[ Apologies can only go so far, though. The guy doesn't look any less angry, and Jesse barely has time to grab his own drink and a couple boxes of candy before he and Harley are dashing up the aisle and back outside. ]

Shit - oh fuck -

[ Harley may be laughing, but Jesse's still caught up in wild-eyed panic, looking back behind them every few seconds. ]

Fuck, Harley, that dude's gonna kill us!

[ It is kinda funny, though. Or at least, the way Harley's still giggling her ass off is funny. Jesse starts to relax, shoulders slumping in releif as a smile starts to spread across his face, and then he's laughing too, bending over with his hands on his knees, grinning so hard it hurts. ]

Oh man...I can't believe we're never gonna find out how mermaids fuck...

[ridetheharley]

[ Laughing is an understatement, Harley is straight-up cackling. She can barely see where she's going as she stumbles blindly towards the light, which can only mean the doors leading to the outside. He soda is sloshing around loudly in her cup as she clutches her stomach, bending over to try and get a breath in. Tears are literally streaming down her face as she goes silent, only to straighten up, suck in a breath and laugh loudly towards the sky. She's waving her hand at Jesse as if telling him to stop even though he isn't even doing anything. It's just the look on his face, his panic about the guy she just sprayed with soda. It's everything. ]

Ohmygod. Breathe, Harley.

[ She takes a deep breath finally, her laughter dying down only to look over at Jesse, seeing him bent and holding his knees and she cracks up all over again. ]

Oh man. Whew! Okay. Holy shit. Maybe they'll have a re-run on The Inmate Channel or something. I feel like I need to know.

[ Harley talks as she's wiping the tears and running mascara from her face. Damn. It's been a long time since she laughed like that. ]

Or maybe I can score a mermaid costume from somewhere.

[ Harley wiggles her brows and then laughs again. It doesn't seem like the guy is chasing after them, but maybe moving away from the entrance of the Activities building wouldn't be such a bad idea. ]

Let's go find some shit to do.