[ Harley mumbles teasingly against Jesse's lips, the smile on her face telling him that it's not a bad thing before she sinks into the kiss, letting the feeling make her body melt against his. Jesse makes Harley feel almost glad that she got tossed into this whole alien jail mess. They obviously would have never met otherwise, unless one of them happened upon some kind of interdimensional portal which, she supposes wouldn't be entirely unheard of in her world. Still, Jesse is her 'normal' in this crazy situation. He grounds her. Gives her something to look forward to. She's not sure what her time here might have looked like without him, and she doesn't even want to think about that. She's just glad that he's here.
Harley pulls back slowly, but manages to steal another quick kiss before she pulls back all the way, just to pull some air into her lungs. If she didn't need oxygen she's pretty sure she could kiss him into eternity. ]
That's about to burn you.
[ Harley says with a chuckle, lifting her chin in the direction of Jesse's hand, where the lit cherry of the joint is burning dangerously close to his fingers. ]
[ Jesse jumps, taking one last drag before quickly dropping the joint to the roof below them and putting it out with his shoe. Damn. He just feels bad that Harley hadn't gotten one last turn. ]
Sorry...I kinda wasted it...
[ He turns back to her sheepishly. He hadn't meant to let it just burn so long, but he'd been distracted. In all the best ways, of course. He leans forward to give her another kiss, and one last taste before the weed's nothing but a memory. ]
It was an awesome present, though.
The best.
[ Just like her. He gives her a little smile, meeting her eyes to communicate that. And if it makes him a sap, so what? He doesn't even care. Harley deserves every sappy thing he can think of to say about her. ]
No; don't apologize! I have a whole cigarette case full of 'em. Besides, I enjoyed the conversation.
[ Harley smiles over at Jesse, pushing her shoulder into his as he did before. ]
It's about the company, anyways. Not the drugs, y'know? You wanna head back to our snacks or grab 'em and go do somethin' else?
[ Harley looks over at Jesse, her eyes meeting his. She wants to kiss him again, but she staves off the desire so she can hear what he has to say. Her body and mind are thrumming with the weed and she's feeling good. ]
[ He smiles at her, grateful as always for how chill she is about everything, and presses his shoulder back against hers in return. ]
Yeah, definitely.
[ Definitely about the company, especially when that company is Harley. He hums, considering - and noticing how she catches his gaze and keeps it. Suddenly the last thing he wants is to be watching bad porn with a bunch of strangers, even with Harley there next to him laughing with him. ]
[ Harley asks, quick to agree even though they haven't exactly planned anything out. There's little she would object to doing with Jesse because all she really wanted out of the day was to spend time with him, so the details of where and what aren't that significant for her. Not that she hasn't been having a lot of fun with him already.
She gets up off of the ventilation shaft they've been sitting on and crosses the roof to climb back down the maintenance ladder, letting go and dropping down the few feet left between the last rung and the ground. She waits for Jesse so they can go gather their snacks providing nobody's snatched any of them up. She wouldn't put it past some people here. ]
[ It's a good question. It's not like there are a lot of places to check out around here, and they've already done the beach. He considers it as he follows her across the roof and then back down. ]
We could get our stuff and then go back up on the roof? Or just, y'know, walk around. See what's up, y'know?
I'm sure we'll find something. Maybe there's a good porn on by now, too. You never know.
[ Harley snorts a laugh, waiting for Jesse to jump off the ladder. She finds his hand, playfully swinging their arms for a few steps as they make their way back around the building. It's mid-film by the time they get back inside and, luckily nobody has taken over their loveseat. It appears all of the snacks are intact, too. ]
What d'you think? Are you feeling the mermaids and pirates vibe?
[ Harley tilts her head at the screen while she talks, curious for a second because how do mermaids even fuck? Like...where do they stick it? Now she needs to know. ]
[ Jesse laughs too, surprised and genuine. Good porn. Yeah, right. After the cringeworthy double feature they'd sat through already, he doesn't have a lot of hope.
He grins when Harley takes his hand, stupidly happy at how she'd immediately reached for him, and twines their fingers together, holding on as they make their way back inside. He'd been fully prepared to ditch this place in search of new adventures - as much fun as riffing the hell out of the last movie had been, there's only so much awful porn even Jesse can take - but the nautical-themed movie showing now looks kind of interesting. It's different, anyway. He glances at Harley, and then grins, letting go of her hand only to slide a hand down to her ass and give her a squeeze. ]
Only if I get to claim this booty.
[ He couldn't resist, okay. But he doesn't push it, dropping his hand to give her a good-natured shrug, instead. ]
[ Harley was mostly joking. Every feature-length porn she's ever seen has been outrageously bad, today included, but they aren't exactly made for the enticing plot. She turns her head when Jesse drops her hand, letting out a noise that she quickly quiets with a hand clapped over her mouth when Jesse grabs her ass. She laughs, her hand muffling the sound, though her little outburst earns her a couple of glares from people taking this movie marathon way too seriously. To which she sticks her tongue out and rolls her eyes because she is A Mature Adult. ]
Ooh, I don't know. You sure you can handle all this booty, Cap'n? There's a whole lotta treasure in this trunk.
[ Harley winks at Jesse, playing along. It's a relief being around someone she can let loose and joke around with and not be made to feel like she's a complete weirdo. Which...okay, she can be pretty weird but it hasn't seemed to deter Jesse at all, and she thinks that's fucking awesome. ]
We're totally leaving because we both know it's gonna suck. I was just curious as to how the mermaid's gonna get fucked and I figure we should eat through some of these munchies so we're not carrying a million things while we find somethin' better to do.
[ Jesse had spent precious credits on the snacks and Harley would feel guilty letting them go to waste. So, she sinks back onto the loveseat and takes a long pull off of her soda before she follows it with a handful of chocolatey treats, which taste even better after that joint they smoked. ]
[ He waggles his eyes at her, deliberately ridiculous, before he loses it and breaks into a cheesy grin, curling his arm around her as he sinks onto the loveseat next to her. ]
Yeah, I was wonderin' the same thing. [ About the mermaid, he means. He reaches for his soda, taking a sip as he gazes up at the screen, still pulling Harley in close at his side. ] How do...how do fish do it?
[ Do fish have dicks? Or pussies? Jesse frowns, momentarily distracted by the question. He almost wishes Mr. White were there to explain, he'd definitely know...but then, on second thought, nah. He'd rather live in ignorance than get an answer to that particular question from Mr. White. ]
[ Harley can't help but laugh at the face Jesse makes at her and she scoots close once he sinks onto the loveseat with her. So, maybe she's less interested in the movie and more interested in feeling the warmth of Jesse's side against her as she leans into him. Harley can't help herself. She's a very touchy-feely kind of person, and she feels particularly that way around Jesse. Harley reaches for the popcorn, tossing a few pieces into her mouth as she listens to Jesse talk. Ooh! She knows this one! ]
Fish are so weird! They just get into a group and the females lay a bunch of eggs and the males go around and jizz all over 'em. But whales and dolphins and sharks and stuff have sex. Oh! But some sharks lay eggs after they have sex. The ocean is weird as hell. No rules down there. Shit just does what it feels like. But mermaids are, like, half-human so...I don't think any of that applies.
[ Leave it to Harley to know strange facts. No need for Mr. White here! Harley's a regular encyclopedia of random knowledge. A lot of it isn't necessarily useful for everyday life, but it's plenty entertaining. ]
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[ Of course Harley knows. It's easy to forget with how down-to-earth (or down-to-alien-planet) she is and how much she likes to party, but she's smart, too. A doctor. It's no wonder she knows all about fish sex. ]
Wait, are you saying fish have orgies?
[ Because that's sure what it sounds like to him. Jesse pauses, letting the implications really sink in, and then makes a comically horrified face when they hit. ]
And what, the ocean's just full of fish jizz?
[ Maybe it's better not to know this shit, after all. He turns back to the screen, watching the mermaid with new, somewhat terrified eyes. ]
Yeah, she's half human, but it's the wrong half, Harley! [ He points to the screen, for emphasis. ] You just wait! Any second now, she's gonna make that dude bukkake all over her fuckin' eggs!
[ It's not just school that taught her this stuff. Harley's always had a natural curiosity about her and, having grown up in the days before Google existed, she used to have to actually go to the library and read a bunch of stuff if there was something about the world that she wanted to know. Kids these days have it easy. With things like Alexa they don't even have to type anything to get an answer. It's a little sad, to her. The end of an era. But with progress comes good things, too.
She looks over at Jesse, the weed causing her to contemplate things far more deeply than usual, so it takes her a few moments before she opens her mouth to respond. ]
I guess, technically, yeah. I don't think all species do it that way, though. I don't know. That's about as far as my fish knowledge goes, but maybe I'll read up on it later because now I'm kinda' curious.
[ Harley laughs when Jesse starts to get more and more freaked out, a brow raising at the horrified look on his face. ]
No! It's not full of it. It's like...I don't know, they mate in specific areas. Usually on the ocean floor.
[ Harley reaches for her soda after she pours the rest of a box of chocolatey treats into her mouth, tossing aside the empty box onto a spare seat. She gulps down the soda and it's mid-sip when Jesse starts to freak the fuck out. His outburst catches Harley off guard, but it's something about the 'bukkake all over her fuckin' eggs' line mixed with the genuine horror on his face that makes her lose it entirely. It's the Ultimate Spit Take a moment later, soda spraying from her mouth like a living fountain statue. She manages to douse whoever's sitting in front of her and yep, there it is. Their cue to leave. Harley manages to choke out words between laughing so hard that her stomach hurts. ]
[ It's slightly reassuring to hear that the water right near the beach isn't (necessarily?) full of fish cum, but only slightly. Jesse still looks horrified and slightly panicked, and Harley's spittake doesn't help, and neither does the way the person she'd sprayed soda all over turns to glare daggers at him. Jesse's eyes open wide in dismay and alarm. ]
Oh shit - sorry man -
[ Apologies can only go so far, though. The guy doesn't look any less angry, and Jesse barely has time to grab his own drink and a couple boxes of candy before he and Harley are dashing up the aisle and back outside. ]
Shit - oh fuck -
[ Harley may be laughing, but Jesse's still caught up in wild-eyed panic, looking back behind them every few seconds. ]
Fuck, Harley, that dude's gonna kill us!
[ It is kinda funny, though. Or at least, the way Harley's still giggling her ass off is funny. Jesse starts to relax, shoulders slumping in releif as a smile starts to spread across his face, and then he's laughing too, bending over with his hands on his knees, grinning so hard it hurts. ]
Oh man...I can't believe we're never gonna find out how mermaids fuck...
[ Laughing is an understatement, Harley is straight-up cackling. She can barely see where she's going as she stumbles blindly towards the light, which can only mean the doors leading to the outside. He soda is sloshing around loudly in her cup as she clutches her stomach, bending over to try and get a breath in. Tears are literally streaming down her face as she goes silent, only to straighten up, suck in a breath and laugh loudly towards the sky. She's waving her hand at Jesse as if telling him to stop even though he isn't even doing anything. It's just the look on his face, his panic about the guy she just sprayed with soda. It's everything. ]
Ohmygod. Breathe, Harley.
[ She takes a deep breath finally, her laughter dying down only to look over at Jesse, seeing him bent and holding his knees and she cracks up all over again. ]
Oh man. Whew! Okay. Holy shit. Maybe they'll have a re-run on The Inmate Channel or something. I feel like I need to know.
[ Harley talks as she's wiping the tears and running mascara from her face. Damn. It's been a long time since she laughed like that. ]
Or maybe I can score a mermaid costume from somewhere.
[ Harley wiggles her brows and then laughs again. It doesn't seem like the guy is chasing after them, but maybe moving away from the entrance of the Activities building wouldn't be such a bad idea. ]
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Date: 2022-07-16 07:07 pm (UTC)[ Harley mumbles teasingly against Jesse's lips, the smile on her face telling him that it's not a bad thing before she sinks into the kiss, letting the feeling make her body melt against his. Jesse makes Harley feel almost glad that she got tossed into this whole alien jail mess. They obviously would have never met otherwise, unless one of them happened upon some kind of interdimensional portal which, she supposes wouldn't be entirely unheard of in her world. Still, Jesse is her 'normal' in this crazy situation. He grounds her. Gives her something to look forward to. She's not sure what her time here might have looked like without him, and she doesn't even want to think about that. She's just glad that he's here.
Harley pulls back slowly, but manages to steal another quick kiss before she pulls back all the way, just to pull some air into her lungs. If she didn't need oxygen she's pretty sure she could kiss him into eternity. ]
That's about to burn you.
[ Harley says with a chuckle, lifting her chin in the direction of Jesse's hand, where the lit cherry of the joint is burning dangerously close to his fingers. ]
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Date: 2022-07-17 07:34 am (UTC)[ Jesse jumps, taking one last drag before quickly dropping the joint to the roof below them and putting it out with his shoe. Damn. He just feels bad that Harley hadn't gotten one last turn. ]
Sorry...I kinda wasted it...
[ He turns back to her sheepishly. He hadn't meant to let it just burn so long, but he'd been distracted. In all the best ways, of course. He leans forward to give her another kiss, and one last taste before the weed's nothing but a memory. ]
It was an awesome present, though.
The best.
[ Just like her. He gives her a little smile, meeting her eyes to communicate that. And if it makes him a sap, so what? He doesn't even care. Harley deserves every sappy thing he can think of to say about her. ]
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Date: 2022-07-18 08:22 am (UTC)[ Harley smiles over at Jesse, pushing her shoulder into his as he did before. ]
It's about the company, anyways. Not the drugs, y'know? You wanna head back to our snacks or grab 'em and go do somethin' else?
[ Harley looks over at Jesse, her eyes meeting his. She wants to kiss him again, but she staves off the desire so she can hear what he has to say. Her body and mind are thrumming with the weed and she's feeling good. ]
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Date: 2022-07-21 05:27 am (UTC)Yeah, definitely.
[ Definitely about the company, especially when that company is Harley. He hums, considering - and noticing how she catches his gaze and keeps it. Suddenly the last thing he wants is to be watching bad porn with a bunch of strangers, even with Harley there next to him laughing with him. ]
Let's grab 'em and go.
Yeah?
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Date: 2022-07-21 02:28 pm (UTC)[ Harley asks, quick to agree even though they haven't exactly planned anything out. There's little she would object to doing with Jesse because all she really wanted out of the day was to spend time with him, so the details of where and what aren't that significant for her. Not that she hasn't been having a lot of fun with him already.
She gets up off of the ventilation shaft they've been sitting on and crosses the roof to climb back down the maintenance ladder, letting go and dropping down the few feet left between the last rung and the ground. She waits for Jesse so they can go gather their snacks providing nobody's snatched any of them up. She wouldn't put it past some people here. ]
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Date: 2022-07-22 10:57 pm (UTC)We could get our stuff and then go back up on the roof? Or just, y'know, walk around. See what's up, y'know?
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Date: 2022-07-25 12:28 am (UTC)[ Harley snorts a laugh, waiting for Jesse to jump off the ladder. She finds his hand, playfully swinging their arms for a few steps as they make their way back around the building. It's mid-film by the time they get back inside and, luckily nobody has taken over their loveseat. It appears all of the snacks are intact, too. ]
What d'you think? Are you feeling the mermaids and pirates vibe?
[ Harley tilts her head at the screen while she talks, curious for a second because how do mermaids even fuck? Like...where do they stick it? Now she needs to know. ]
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Date: 2022-07-27 05:25 am (UTC)He grins when Harley takes his hand, stupidly happy at how she'd immediately reached for him, and twines their fingers together, holding on as they make their way back inside. He'd been fully prepared to ditch this place in search of new adventures - as much fun as riffing the hell out of the last movie had been, there's only so much awful porn even Jesse can take - but the nautical-themed movie showing now looks kind of interesting. It's different, anyway. He glances at Harley, and then grins, letting go of her hand only to slide a hand down to her ass and give her a squeeze. ]
Only if I get to claim this booty.
[ He couldn't resist, okay. But he doesn't push it, dropping his hand to give her a good-natured shrug, instead. ]
Hey, we can always leave if it sucks, right?
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Date: 2022-07-28 06:06 pm (UTC)Ooh, I don't know. You sure you can handle all this booty, Cap'n? There's a whole lotta treasure in this trunk.
[ Harley winks at Jesse, playing along. It's a relief being around someone she can let loose and joke around with and not be made to feel like she's a complete weirdo. Which...okay, she can be pretty weird but it hasn't seemed to deter Jesse at all, and she thinks that's fucking awesome. ]
We're totally leaving because we both know it's gonna suck. I was just curious as to how the mermaid's gonna get fucked and I figure we should eat through some of these munchies so we're not carrying a million things while we find somethin' better to do.
[ Jesse had spent precious credits on the snacks and Harley would feel guilty letting them go to waste. So, she sinks back onto the loveseat and takes a long pull off of her soda before she follows it with a handful of chocolatey treats, which taste even better after that joint they smoked. ]
I have a killer case of the munchies.
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Date: 2022-07-30 10:56 pm (UTC)[ He waggles his eyes at her, deliberately ridiculous, before he loses it and breaks into a cheesy grin, curling his arm around her as he sinks onto the loveseat next to her. ]
Yeah, I was wonderin' the same thing. [ About the mermaid, he means. He reaches for his soda, taking a sip as he gazes up at the screen, still pulling Harley in close at his side. ] How do...how do fish do it?
[ Do fish have dicks? Or pussies? Jesse frowns, momentarily distracted by the question. He almost wishes Mr. White were there to explain, he'd definitely know...but then, on second thought, nah. He'd rather live in ignorance than get an answer to that particular question from Mr. White. ]
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Date: 2022-07-31 05:06 am (UTC)[ Harley can't help but laugh at the face Jesse makes at her and she scoots close once he sinks onto the loveseat with her. So, maybe she's less interested in the movie and more interested in feeling the warmth of Jesse's side against her as she leans into him. Harley can't help herself. She's a very touchy-feely kind of person, and she feels particularly that way around Jesse. Harley reaches for the popcorn, tossing a few pieces into her mouth as she listens to Jesse talk. Ooh! She knows this one! ]
Fish are so weird! They just get into a group and the females lay a bunch of eggs and the males go around and jizz all over 'em. But whales and dolphins and sharks and stuff have sex. Oh! But some sharks lay eggs after they have sex. The ocean is weird as hell. No rules down there. Shit just does what it feels like. But mermaids are, like, half-human so...I don't think any of that applies.
[ Leave it to Harley to know strange facts. No need for Mr. White here! Harley's a regular encyclopedia of random knowledge. A lot of it isn't necessarily useful for everyday life, but it's plenty entertaining. ]
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Date: 2022-07-31 08:05 am (UTC)Wait, are you saying fish have orgies?
[ Because that's sure what it sounds like to him. Jesse pauses, letting the implications really sink in, and then makes a comically horrified face when they hit. ]
And what, the ocean's just full of fish jizz?
[ Maybe it's better not to know this shit, after all. He turns back to the screen, watching the mermaid with new, somewhat terrified eyes. ]
Yeah, she's half human, but it's the wrong half, Harley! [ He points to the screen, for emphasis. ] You just wait! Any second now, she's gonna make that dude bukkake all over her fuckin' eggs!
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Date: 2022-08-01 12:56 am (UTC)She looks over at Jesse, the weed causing her to contemplate things far more deeply than usual, so it takes her a few moments before she opens her mouth to respond. ]
I guess, technically, yeah. I don't think all species do it that way, though. I don't know. That's about as far as my fish knowledge goes, but maybe I'll read up on it later because now I'm kinda' curious.
[ Harley laughs when Jesse starts to get more and more freaked out, a brow raising at the horrified look on his face. ]
No! It's not full of it. It's like...I don't know, they mate in specific areas. Usually on the ocean floor.
[ Harley reaches for her soda after she pours the rest of a box of chocolatey treats into her mouth, tossing aside the empty box onto a spare seat. She gulps down the soda and it's mid-sip when Jesse starts to freak the fuck out. His outburst catches Harley off guard, but it's something about the 'bukkake all over her fuckin' eggs' line mixed with the genuine horror on his face that makes her lose it entirely. It's the Ultimate Spit Take a moment later, soda spraying from her mouth like a living fountain statue. She manages to douse whoever's sitting in front of her and yep, there it is. Their cue to leave. Harley manages to choke out words between laughing so hard that her stomach hurts. ]
Oh my God, Jesse, we gotta go.
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Date: 2022-08-02 01:23 am (UTC)Oh shit - sorry man -
[ Apologies can only go so far, though. The guy doesn't look any less angry, and Jesse barely has time to grab his own drink and a couple boxes of candy before he and Harley are dashing up the aisle and back outside. ]
Shit - oh fuck -
[ Harley may be laughing, but Jesse's still caught up in wild-eyed panic, looking back behind them every few seconds. ]
Fuck, Harley, that dude's gonna kill us!
[ It is kinda funny, though. Or at least, the way Harley's still giggling her ass off is funny. Jesse starts to relax, shoulders slumping in releif as a smile starts to spread across his face, and then he's laughing too, bending over with his hands on his knees, grinning so hard it hurts. ]
Oh man...I can't believe we're never gonna find out how mermaids fuck...
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Date: 2022-08-02 04:09 am (UTC)Ohmygod. Breathe, Harley.
[ She takes a deep breath finally, her laughter dying down only to look over at Jesse, seeing him bent and holding his knees and she cracks up all over again. ]
Oh man. Whew! Okay. Holy shit. Maybe they'll have a re-run on The Inmate Channel or something. I feel like I need to know.
[ Harley talks as she's wiping the tears and running mascara from her face. Damn. It's been a long time since she laughed like that. ]
Or maybe I can score a mermaid costume from somewhere.
[ Harley wiggles her brows and then laughs again. It doesn't seem like the guy is chasing after them, but maybe moving away from the entrance of the Activities building wouldn't be such a bad idea. ]
Let's go find some shit to do.